My Letter to Paris Hilton

Dear Paris Hilton,
We have never really met but I have seen you splashed all over the media. I just wanted to thank you for everything that you do! I am so amazed by the influence you have on our society. It's unbelievable that our society is so wrapped up in your safety, well I am just so moved...
I know that there are other social problems in America that as an American Citizen I don't really have to worry about because you are distracting us from reality so again I commend you on having the spot light on you to shade us from our true problems. How do you do it Paris? How come you are so sincere? I can't believe how big of a favor you are doing for us. It really takes someone with a lot of tact to do the things you do. Like blazing your true colors of genius, the way you speak is so powerful. I'm so glad you are out of jail, I hope you don't have to go back.

Thank you for all of these things you are doing:

• Drinking and driving - heaven forbid someone crash into you


• Sharing your knowledge - um, yeah, um, he he


• Investing your money in all the right places - Like your hot cars, purses and vacations we don't need to help the needy.


• Also, Thank you for your amazing integrity - which you display professionally


• I'm so pleased by the way that you impact our children Daughters of America really know what's important in life because of you - Money, Sex, Drugs, and Fame.
  
  

You are the most amazing teacher Paris! Again Thank you so much.. I'm so glad Americans watch and listen to everything about you. You have saved us from the important things in life.

Sincerely
Nathan
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